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Die ou Oom vertel vir iemand hoe lekker dit vir hom is om oud te wees.

"Is die lewe nog opwindend oom?" vra die jong man.

"Maar natuurlik, Boet. Vat nou maar Dinsdagoggend.

Ek en my vrou gaan eet ontbyt en loop in die Mall rond. Toe ek uitkom staan daar 'n verkeersman 'n boete en uitskryf.

Ek stap na hom toe en se: Is jy mal in jou kop?...


Piet walks into Koos's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.

Piet says, "ag nee, Koos, what is u doing?"

Koos says, "Well agge ekke and Saartjie hasen't been getting on in the kooi lately & the kop dokter recommended I does something sexy to attracter!


A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit.


Vrou gaan Binnelandse Sake toe om 'n sterfgeval te registreer.

Klerk: Wat is die oorledene se naam?

Vrou: Petrus Johannes Botha.

Klerk: Geslag?

Vrou: Nee, darem nie, hy's in sy slaap dood!


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Even if you're on the right track, you can still get hit by a train.


One good turn gets most of the blankets.


As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett


"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends."


"The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders."


"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."


If you're going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.


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